Hello Earthlings. Now normally I will talk about different aliens. But this time I am going to talk about some of the crew.

• First off is me. I’m a Speedments. By the name we are the fastest alien in the galaxy. I have 4 hearts and over 200 muscles.
• Then there is Second in charge Nem. He is an Swimnuh from the water planet Boompua. He has 3 lungs and has 6 eyes. Some of the crew have a human scanner to turn into humans.
• There is Tech sergeant Siwel who is kind of a ghost monster.
• Then there’s our pilot. I know the ship is massive but someone has to drive it. So Blob drives it. He is a massive jelly creature with a translator. He has and can make tentacles, but believe me the driving room has so many levers.

Gotta go, bye and if you see an alien we’ll be there. Even is you can’t see us!

Sadly Doctor Who fans this will be the last set of Doctor who facts of 2008, but this one is full of fun and cool facts.

• Did you know that Kaled is an angram of Dalek. The Kaleds are the proper race that the Daleks evolved from.
• Did you know that in the autum Sarah Jane Adventures are coming back.
• Also the reason why Davros has no eyes but only a robotic eye is because he was born in the war.

See ya my friends.

Welcome back Doctor who fans. As you know I know all about Doctor Who. My facts are real and trustworthy.

• Did you know that in Turn Left there was a camera watching Donna land in that time zone.

• Did you know that in the episode called Midnight the professor is Patrick Troughton, David Troughton’s (the second Doctor) son!

See you all soon got to help the Doctor and his gang defeat the daleks.

Welcome back to some more monster files from the Protector.

• The Elin are a kind and humble race. They live on the planet Kind on the outer part of galaxy Delta 6. Their nickname is the peacemakers. You see they have a special link to the whole galaxy. If they detected a war or a rebellion they will try to stop it at all cost, but don’t be fooled. If you keep disagreeing with them then they become vicious. Their ancestors are the ood. They have tentacles with two small gold eyes. They have a star over they heart. That is a psychic link, but if you get them angry and I mean really angry then they will shoot lasers out of their stars. A handy tip would be: Agree with them or find a solution that is good for you.

• Dracs are weird. The name kind of gives it away. Guess what they are. Yes. Your right. They’re vampires. There are many things about the Dracs we don’t know about. They have only come to Earth once. The way they hunt is odd. They lurk in the shadows and in fact they are shadow vampires. They’re not in all shadows but in any shadows. The only thing that can destroy them is the light from the Ocset mountain on the planet Shar. That’s all we know sadly.

Bye and watch for aliens, because aliens are out and about.

Hello again. Rough day yesterday. We detected a signal coming from the planet surface. In fact it was calling mines to come and destroy the earth and us. But we managed to save earth.

Hi guys. If you want to know what the Protector looks like. I told Computer to print this one off. Enjoy.

Hello again. Now let me give you some background on the Protector. We are a massive group made up of aliens and one or two humans. Well no humans. Our base is circling around the Earth. Yes, it’s a spaceship. In fact I’m going past America right now. It was developed in 1999 when the Queen discovered a strange flashing blue box. Our base used to be underground until a newsreporter discovered it. Then it was undersea but some divers discovered that base too, so we got a spaceship and here we are. 

If you want a job…
YOU CAN’T! This is only for aliens, like me. I have four hearts and I’m one of the fastest aliens in the galxay. 

Anyway got to go. The scanners have found an alien ship and it doesn’t look friendly.  

Welcome to the Protector files, where we give you files on different types of Aliens. The alien agency called the Protector is so secret that only the Queen knows about it. It’s even made up of aliens that have crashed to Earth and are friendly.

1. The Clions. These are one of the most dangerous aliens in the Galaxy. They may have very long necks, big, dark eyes, fat chubby legs, and long nails, but this alien is menacing. They use their long nails to tear and rip their enemies apart. Not only are they one of the most dangerous aliens in the galaxy but they are also one of the cleverest. They can turn into people and other aliens, but the down side is that they are slow. The fastest they can go is about 2mph.
2. The Ekoc. There not really much to say about the Ekoc. They’re just a small pile of slime from the planet Snam, but don’t let that fool you. If you touch it or it touches you, it will cover your whole body and eat away at you and then you turn into a Ekoc. Sadly they are almost indestructible. Even we still don’t know how to destroy them. They only came to Earth once and the one that killed it disappeared.

Got to go. See you soon. Closing Files.  

Hi Doctor who fans. As always I give you news about filming Doctor Who and about aliens and monsters.

• You know when the 10th Doctor met his 5th regeneration. That is not the first time it’s happened. In fact it has happened twice before that! In the Three Doctors, the Timelords sent the Doctor two of his regenerations. But the Second and third didn’t get on very well. And the same happened again in the Five Doctors, when the Doctor (in his 5th regeneration) started to fade away!
• Did you know that once the eighth Doctor adopted a daughter and no one knows how in the very, very first episode of Doctor Who how the Doctor had a Grandfarther called Susan.

Got to dash the TARDIS just flew by my window and has now crashed into a wall.

Bye. (Doctor why did you fly pass my window at 784mph. The Judoon will be on to you soon)  

Hello fellow agents. I have being reprogrammed and, if I turn evil I will self destructed. In Bar Hill Primary they are getting ready for their summer concert and in year 6 the SATs have finshed. I have now been programmed into MI6. MI6 scientists have being inventing a new type of suite that can turn people into other people. Information about the suite is CLASSIFIED!

Bye for now agents.