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Jokes A hardened criminal! 2.What do geese eat? Gooseberries! 3.What is a snail? A slug with a crash helmet! 4.Why did the elephant paint her head yellow? To see if blondes really have that much fun! 5.What do you get if you cross a sheep with a rainstorm? A wet blanket! 6.What happened to the tap dancer? She fell in the sink! 7.How is a school made? With great difficulty! 8. What did the slug say when he came down the window very fast? How slime flies! 9.Did you hear about the stupid woodworm? He was found in a brick! 10.On what day do monsters eat people? On Chewsday! 11. Knock,Knock 12.What did the secretary do with his old fingernails? File them! 13.Why did Mr Lay keep his trumpet in the fridge? Because he liked cool music 14.What do you call a girl with a frog on her head? Lily! 15. Why do squirrels swim on their backs? To keep their nuts dry! 16.What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, Jungle bells, Jungle all the way! |
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