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THE BEANO
Get gossip about the spooky HALLOWEEN month!

THE DANDY
Get some gossip about dandy and banana man and other Dandy comic stars this month .

THE SIMPSONS
This month Marge is the law and Homer hits Tony's snack bar. Also hear a little bit about next months issue.

FUTURAMA
Get some exclusive gossip on the 1st ever issue of Futurama and a little bit of the next issue . 


THE BEANO

This month its spooky HALLOWEEN month and ill be telling you whats happing.

In the first issue of the Beano spooky month: 

DENNIS THE MENACE AND GNASHER

Dennis and Gnasher tacks a ride on the Colonels plane, but the Colonel throws them out. On the ground there’s hey and Dennis say’s at least were in for a soft landing, but lands in mud. And Dennis is miles from home. Then a farmer said if you clean out the barn,

I’ll give you a lift home. So Dennis did and he started to throw out stuff, a pig and the pig hit the farmer and he said forget that, go and collect some egg’s. So he did. Then the farmer said you’ve only got the rotten eggs. Of course, How else could we have a egg fight. Then the farmer said ok ok I’d take you home just to get rid of you. Then beano town saw green gas coming but it was only Dennis and he said, “well manure, pig muck and rotten eggs are a horrifying combination.

In the 2nd issue of the Beano spooky month:

DENNIS THE MENACE AND GNASHER

Dennis hears something strange in gnasher’s kennel and Dennis finds Gnasher with a bone but Walter is in there. Walter says theirs a asteroid heading to earth. Then Dennis says he will knock it off course with a tomato but it hits Walter in stead then a American plane came. Then George bush came and he said Gnasher can save the would and they went to a top-secret place. They were at a space centre. Then George bush said how’s he doing? Then Dennis said he’s doing fine … but first he’s having a bit of fun then it shows a asteroid of Dennis. 

In the 3rd issue of the Beano spooky month:

Dennis opens a health club he helps two people on two exercise bikes and they ask Dennis where he got them. Dennis didn’t say anything because they were the police bikes. Then they went fast and broke free and left dirt marks on the lawn. Then someone asked Dennis if he could go on the rowing machine but he went fast and destroyed everything in his path. Then a granny went on a running machine but the running machine was from a shopping centre. Then they  got in a Jacuzzi and they said ”lots of bubbles”. Then Dennis said great supplies of bubbles…. As long as Rasher keeps eating the rotten veg! HA-HA! Then they said can we book in for tomorrow and Dennis said NO! I’m having to close at short notice. Then Dennis’s dad came and said Gasp! My garden because the garden is destroyed. And Dennis say’s too unhealthy for me to stay open! 

In the last issue of the beano spooky month:

DENNIS THE MENACE AND GNASHER 

Dennis goes to the pumpkin store and there was no pumpkin and he finds that the softies have them. And they making pumpkin juice out of them. So Dennis and Gnasher went to the softies chalet and Gnasher starts to dig.

 


Last updated: 02 April 2003 Bar Hill Community Primary School 

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