A man bought a horse he mounted, and the horse would not start. The man who sold him the horse came out and said, "no, no, no, no this is special horse it only goes when you say Phew and only stops when you say Gabriel. So he says phew and the horse starts, faster and faster he goes until he sees a cliff but he forgot the stop word.

The cliff gets nearer and nearer and just as he is about to fall he says, "Gabriel".

And then he says…

A man has some penguins that he is taking to the zoo in the back of his truck. He breaks down and he’s getting really worried about these penguins then a big refrigerated truck comes along and the man asks,"if I pay you £60 will you take these penguins to the zoo"

"Sure," said the truck driver.20 minutes later the man drives to the zoo and says

"Have you got the penguins?"

"No," said the manager.

"I paid that man £60 to bring them here!"

So he drives off trying to find him. He finds a man with seven penguins behind him and says, "Here I paid you £60 to take those penguins to the zoo!!!"

And the man replies……..................